Oh Tim Lawson, what did you do to deserve this? Now everyone who goes to the Apple Store at Covent Garden, shops around a bit, tries out the particular iMac that has this and many other untitled docx’s on it, finds that file, and decides to open it, will know that you are a “knobhead”. Hopefully there is a small consolation in the fact that it is difficult to determine whether you are Tim Lawson, Sector Lead at Vodafone, or Tim Lawson, Marketing Coordinator at Perform, or Tim Lawson, Regional Business Manager at Keiser UK, or one of the 38 other Tim Lawsons on Linkedin. Perhaps you’re not even from here — if that is the case, let us hope this horrible “knobhead” accusation never reaches you.