This is a story. About █████. And about  ██████. And a security company. Which is a little ironic, because these kind of things shouldn’t be left lying around. It’s such a good story. It’s the best. Everyone says “These stories are the best!” (Even when they’re redacted.)

It must suck to be stuck in admin purgatory, trapped between lost emails and diffused responsibility. But it’s ok, because three-quarters of £1K is an amount of money. Enough to buy a second hand lawn tractor. Money, yum. Money makes it all better