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I AM THE CARETAKER OF THE STARS VASSAL TO THE NAMELESS GODDESS OF MAD ORACLES THE STARS DESIRE APPLE JUICE STOP SCREAMING

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:

NOW THAT I HAVE THE TIME AND ENERGY TO WRITE THE PATREON IS BACK UP! 

INCLUDING:

 - MORE CARETAKER

 - MORE LADY

 - SPECIAL DONOR ONLY POSTS

 - MORE SCREAMING

 - LESS MICE

 - MORE CAPITALISM

 - LESS MICE

 - SECRETS!

PATREON

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HEY FUCKWADS THANK YOU

WE RECENTLY HIT $400/mo ON PATREON AND SO AS THANK YOU I HAVE A BIT OF A PRESENT FOR YOU

HERE IS WHAT THE COVER OF THE BOOK LOOKS LIKE

THE HAND IS @burningbrother AND THE ART IS BY @charminglyantiquated 

IT WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE QUITE SOON 

QUITE SOON INDEED

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN

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O SHIT READERS ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER AMBER SKY SUNDAY

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READERS IT FEELS LIKE FOR EVERY READING POST I MAKE I GET TWO NEW PATRONS I CAN HARDLY KEEP UP I AM OVER THE FUCKING MOON THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

I LOVE RUNNING THIS BLOG AND IT WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT 

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HEY @thetatteredveil WANNA HEAR A CURSED JOKE

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MY INBOX KEPT CRASHING SO I CLEARED IT OUT

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