Last night’s dream: I am dating Loki. I was supposed to meet him for dinner, but my stalker ex-husband showed up and trapped me in my house. Couldn’t get away. Kept trying to text Loki as I barricaded various doors and windows, becoming more and more freaked out. Finally screamed, “LOKI!” to the sky, in case he could hear. He never came and I woke up in tears.
(too much fan fiction, perhaps?) (the ex-husband thing is real though)
My 5 year old daughter and I just saw the “It’s Good to be Bad” Jaguar commercial starring our favorite villain. I told her that those 3 guys were actors who played bad guys. Her eyes got all wide and her face got all sad as she said, “Mom, you mean…(sob) Loki isn’t real?”
Could somebody please send me their favorite Loki smut ASAP?
I read the first half of 50 Shades of Grey last night (BIG mistake) and it totally stole my joy. Disturbing. Now I can’t even enjoy my Loki-time because I wonder if he wants to hurt me, a-la Christian Grey.
So sad! Please send stuff. WHY did I ever start reading that piece of crap?