Harry Potter AU where everything’s the same except Potions is taught by Gordon Ramsey
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When someone chops the newts eyes instead of dicing them.
The BEST use of this GIF <3
the hogwarts houses in arguments
- gryffindor: i'm gonna fuck you up m8
- slytherin: my vengeance will not be swift, but it will be bloody.
- ravenclaw: here is a list of the fifty seven thousand, four hundred and eighty six ways in which you are wrong. it's a work in progress.
- hufflepuff: why can't we all just get along? also, if you mess with me, you're going down.
My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.
Example:
Trump: “Your thighs are fat.”
Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”
I think we’re onto something here.
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