Verily, You Were Not That Great of a Door Either

“You’re valid”, you say to Davepetasprite

They try and stay cool, and rattle off somthing meta, but you can tell they appreciate the sentiment.

“You’re valid”, you say to Jasprosesprite

“NOPE” They’d shout back at you, just before shoving their plush rump in your face. After a moment, you notice a little fabric tag attached, that was probably a UPC barcode on it originally, but is now essentially abstract art that would never scan.