I could fix her
what...
So the banner ad didnβt scale down for the mobile browser and it took me...
Pin her down, feel the rhythmic click-click-click as her gears skip over...
Axolotl girlfriend who is really into extreme BDSM and itβs kinda uncomfortable for her domme...
I needed something for thoughts that are too long for Twitter or Facebook, but don't make up a full blog post. Fortunately, that's what Tumblr is for.