Bimbo Movies (part 1)
So I was asked begged by @moretitsthanbrainsmoretitsthanbrains.tumblr.com To share my list of bimbo movies. I had mentioned I had a section of my movie collection specifically devoted to bimbo movies and she just HAD to see it. But it’s a beri long list and would be pretty boring so I am going to break it up into installments. Here is part one.
This is the movie that started this whole thing (sharing my bimbo movies) It is the story of an out of work Playboy bunny who finds work and a home caring for an awkward and brainy sorority of college girls. Two things I really love about this movie (spoiler alert)... First, the bunny doesn’t have to get all brainy and dress down to achieve her goal. she tries that and it doesn’t work. In the end she learns that she is best off just being who she is, a bimbo (even if they never call her that in the movie). the second thing is that she teaches the sorority girls that it is okay to be sexy, and that being happy and sexy doesn’t have to mean that they have to abandon their other goals and aspirations, in fact being a little bimboey can actually help! A spoon-full of sugar helps and all that.
Okay admittedly this is an older film and the special effects are pretty campy, borderline outright lame (even for 1968), but I still like this movie for bimbos. Barbarella is basically an outer-space sexual super hero. She is sent to a strange planet to save a Scientist Guy. Beyond that the plot is pretty confusing and convoluted, but that’s great for bimbos because they can just stop worrying about trying to follow the plot and just enjoy the sex. And believe you me there is a lot of sex. Some people even call this movie a soft-core porno. I don’t know if I would go that far, but Barbarella basically solves ever problem she encounters with sex! How bimbo is that?!? Spoiler alert: My favorite part is when she is captured and locked into the Orgasmatron, a device that inflicts so much sexual pleasure on the victim that it crosses over to being torture. Barbarella out orgasms the Orgasmatron!!! Barbarella is such a sexual creature that the Orgasmatron can’t keep up and it blows up! how hott is that!?!
I realize that this may not be the most obvious choice as a “bimbo” movie, but hang with me for a moment. This is a movie about the world’s most average guy gets sent to the future and finds that in the future the world is run by idiots! It is a beri funny movie, and since everyone in the movie is super dumb you don’t have to worry about there being anything too smart for a bimbo. Also, in the future people are pretty open about sex.
That it for part one. I promise that I will have Bimbo Movies part 2 up as soon as I can. But in the meantime please enjoy these movies. Tell me what you think. And if there are any other bimbo movies that you think I need to include in this list, I always love hearing from my followers.
Check out Bimbo Movies (part 2), Bimbo Movies (part 3) & Bimbo Movies (part 4), & Bimbo Movies (part 5)
